New Owl City music? On it.
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Reply Retweet . Crocs... haha... hahahahahaha... ha.
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Reply Retweet . I just went to Target to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn’t find any. So yeah.
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Reply Retweet . @BreanneDuren Guess who just laid ears on a sneaky new tune?! It sounds INCREDIBLE, Bre! Wow. Amazing job. Absolutely speechless.
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Reply Retweet . My high school architectural drafting class took me from a boy to a man.
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Reply Retweet . Good afternoon. Welcome to Burger King.
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Reply Retweet . Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time.
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Reply Retweet . Gravel Shins.
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Reply Retweet . Okay so I went to bed and the Pop Tarts were on a shelf in the pantry. When I woke up they were in the fridge... #sneakyghosts
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Reply Retweet . @landocalrissian Calrissian. Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.
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Reply Retweet . Someone please make a radio out of coconuts so I have someone to talk to on the other end of MY coconut radio. K thanks.
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Reply Retweet . Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments. I use them for snuggling. I never thought I'd be snuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.
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Reply Retweet . @darthvader We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23.
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Reply Retweet . When the bread popped out of the toaster... no one knew what to put on it... I suggested butter... CRUMBS WERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply Retweet . HOBBY HORSES!
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Reply Retweet . The Album Leaf + Tokyo Police Club + Unwed Sailor = tour sandwich.
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Reply Retweet . Safety in a sandwich. SAFETY IN A SANDWICH! Safety!
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Reply Retweet . I just dreamed I was a race horse and woke up with an epic charley horse on my leg. I win.
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Reply Retweet . @lpeaser The next time you assume you've just cut your elbow and begin to panic, make certain that it is not indeed... ketchup.
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Reply Retweet . Hey you, with the super nice motorcycle... you have a really nice motorcycle. K that's it.
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Reply Retweet . Where are we going? And what's with this lawn mower?
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Reply Retweet . I swallowed a pillow and the hospital described my condition as "comfortable."
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Reply Retweet . What are you actually supposed to do when everyone is singing happy birthday to you?
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Reply Retweet . I love salsa just the way it is.
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Reply Retweet . Is it hot in here?
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Reply Retweet . My bubbles.
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Reply Retweet . Bubbles. BUBBLES!
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Reply Retweet . @arminvanbuuren I can't wait for the new album! I'm so excited!
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Reply Retweet . @matthewthiessen JEALOUSY. CAN I COME WITH?
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Reply Retweet . I left the guacamole sitting out on the counter all night.
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Reply Retweet . Pajamas! Studio! Sneaky new music! Yes!
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Reply Retweet . What's that? A teddy bear?
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Reply Retweet . This is our premier steamer trunk. It's all handmade, only the finest materials. It's even watertight, tight as a drum.
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Reply Retweet . They just pay me to drive the limo, sir. I'm not here to tell you who you are.
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Reply Retweet . The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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Reply Retweet . I always try to be positive, except on medical tests.
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Reply Retweet . Water is just coffee that hasn't reached it's full potential.
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Reply Retweet . HEY! Who's in the mood for a loud game of tennis?!?!?
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Reply Retweet . The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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Reply Retweet . Pickles.
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Reply Retweet . Reality is a nice place but I wouldn't want to live there.
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Reply Retweet . Totally.
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Reply Retweet . THE TANK IS CLEAN.
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Reply Retweet . The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of... the tank is clean.
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Reply Retweet . It's morning, everyone! Today's the day!
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Reply Retweet . I have ice in my glass.
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Reply Retweet . Come on, guys! We're all mammals!
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Reply Retweet . I love the smell of bananas in the morning.
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Reply Retweet . WHY... ARE... YOU... SLEEPING?
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Reply Retweet . No, I can talk! I'm just driving.
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Reply Retweet . Glasgow!
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Reply Retweet . If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go because man, they're gone.
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Reply Retweet . Because with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.
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Reply Retweet . Rosebud.
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Reply Retweet . Just downloaded the @owlcity 'Umbrella Beach' Remix Free. Go to
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Reply Retweet . Owl City LIVE from London on May 9. RT to win sneaky OC noms. More info/RSVP here:
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Reply Retweet . It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly a Hedstrom.
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Reply Retweet . @markhoppus To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!
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Reply Retweet . May the Fourth be with you.
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Reply Retweet . We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, sharing that sweet and ever magical bond between boy and toad.
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Reply Retweet . Des Moines is so cozy. I love it here.
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Reply Retweet . Hula hoop.
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Reply Retweet . I see you have mastered the way of the snapping branch.
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Reply Retweet . I meant what I said and I said what I meant... and an elephant's faithful one hundred percent!
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Reply Retweet . A person's a person, no matter how small.
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Reply Retweet . I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.
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Reply Retweet . I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!
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Reply Retweet . This looks kinda... precarious.
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Reply Retweet . Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!
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Reply Retweet . We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.
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Reply Retweet . Okay seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?
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Reply Retweet . I love the smell of clean clothes that have been cooked in the dryer too long. No actually I loathe it.
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Reply Retweet . I'm afraid Dr. Young is in his office playing Nintendo at the moment, but if you'd like to make an appointment, fill out this stupid form.
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Reply Retweet . Hi. I was born in Iowa. We go way back.
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Reply Retweet . Steinway.
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Reply Retweet . Hey Milwaukee, did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Reply Retweet . I told the elephants to forget it but they can't.
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Reply Retweet . Owatonna, Minnesota. Home is where the house is.
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Reply Retweet . Minneapolis, Minnesota. Home is where the heart is.
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Reply Retweet . I have a crush on Chicago.
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Reply Retweet . South America. It's like America, but South.
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Reply Retweet . There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a noob.
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Reply Retweet . I cut the sleeves off my Snuggie. It makes me look more fierce.
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Reply Retweet . Pizza party. Every single day.
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Reply Retweet . @HarrisJosh Reading the copy of Dug Down Deep you gave me and can't BEGIN to describe how powerful it is. Thank you for what you do, Josh.
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Reply Retweet . Skittles who go to college are Smarties.
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Reply Retweet . Zzz.
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Reply Retweet . I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV but it's still as stupid as ever.
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Reply Retweet . Old age is nothing to worry about except if you are cheese.
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Reply Retweet . A grizzly with no teeth is a gummy bear.
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Reply Retweet . Feeling incredibly mysterious today.
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Reply Retweet . Hey Boston, I had fun tonight. Huge thanks to @AHMIR for the awesome vocals and harmonies, and hugs to the kid who gave me the owl suit.
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Reply Retweet . Deer ticks. I loathe those cantankerous little monsters.
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Reply Retweet . I used to wonder what the universe would look like if I was traveling at the speed of light on a motorcycle.
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Reply Retweet . Holy smokes. Just discovered our bus driver used to drive for Johnny Cash. #HairyChest
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Reply Retweet . Yeah, well I really hope an octopus doesn't steal my video camera while I'm sleeping.
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Reply Retweet . My shadow just unfollowed me.
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Reply Retweet . I think I'll have the convolution reverb sandwich, slathered in low latency with a plate of crunchy impulse responses on the side.
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Reply Retweet . Algae? This is a color?
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Reply Retweet . I'll be in my office vetoing bills.
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Reply Retweet . Where am I? Oh, here I am.
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Reply Retweet . All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn. Amazing.
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Reply Retweet . Wet lettuce.
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Reply Retweet . I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed!
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Reply Retweet . What is it with lemon juice?
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Reply Retweet . Can't sleep. Tossing and turning like underpants in a tumble dryer.
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Reply Retweet . Whenever I read a good book I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to until she got an unlisted number.
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Reply Retweet . Giving away ridiculously sneaky prizes for Record Store Day. RT to enter. More info at
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Reply Retweet . @johncmayer + @owlcity = tour.
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Reply Retweet . @lights Tulsa isn't the same without you. There's a cricket in our green room. Lance would be stimulated. Wish you were here.
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Reply Retweet . Incredible kindness and compassion. Please vote for Rachel's Challenge:
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Reply Retweet . How singularly innocent I look this morning.
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Reply Retweet . Salt Lake City + Owl City = sweet.
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Reply Retweet . I'm not wearing hockey pants.
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Reply Retweet . LET'S LAUNCH OVER IT.
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Reply Retweet . Your pepper spray is making it difficult for me to walk you home.
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Reply Retweet . The educated owl says "Whom."
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Reply Retweet . Happy birthday, Dad! You're a better father than a kid could ever ask for and I only hope someday I can be as good of a man as you are.
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Reply Retweet . In honor of Chelsea King.
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Reply Retweet . I fed rice cakes to a man in Reno just to watch him diet.
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Reply Retweet . Hey, I really didn't want to say anything, but you have chocolate on your face.
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Reply Retweet . Fillmore!
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Reply Retweet . Pier 39 = sea lions.
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Reply Retweet . So... who's in my chaaaaaair?
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Reply Retweet . Only I can prevent forest fires? Just me? That might be more pressure than I can handle.
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Reply Retweet . He is risen.
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Reply Retweet . More broccoli?
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Reply Retweet . Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
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Reply Retweet . Wow... Seattle. I had tears in my eyes during the encore tonight. You have no idea how much I appreciate you. Bless you, dear friends.
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Reply Retweet . I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that.
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Reply Retweet . Ocean Eyes is officially certified Platinum? PTL!
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Reply Retweet . Hey, is all this turbulence from Santa and those 8 tiny reindeer?
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Reply Retweet . Well, the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot and the baboons are going ape over this.
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Reply Retweet . Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on.
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Reply Retweet . Hey, you wanna hear something funny? My dentist's name is Dr. James Spalding.
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Reply Retweet . Diaper rash.
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Reply Retweet . Today a man with a huge mustache asked me to go for a ride in his truck and I hesitated for a minute but it was just my dad, so I agreed.
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Reply Retweet . I just wanna ride my motorcycle.
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Reply Retweet . Today I bought swimming trunks at Wal Mart. They have palm trees on them.
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Reply Retweet . An airplane carried me to bed.
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Reply Retweet . @jamestownstory Listening to It Will Be Alright on repeat. The melodies are absolutely brilliant. Hope you're doing well my man.
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Reply Retweet . And the park policemen tell each other it is dark as a stack of black cats on Lake Michigan.
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Reply Retweet . Hundreds of electric bulbs break the night's darkness, a flock of red and yellow birds with wings at a standstill.
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Reply Retweet . My computer and I are hanging out in the bus and it just connected me to a random unsecured wireless network called "DON'T TAZE ME, BRO!"
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Reply Retweet . Today I went to Target and saw my big silly face in People magazine. Then I sat on the couch and ate a ridiculous amount of peanut M&M's.
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Reply Retweet . Righteous. RIGHTEOUS!
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Reply Retweet . Hey, look! Sharks!
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Reply Retweet . Sweet nectar of life!
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Reply Retweet . Manna from heaven!
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Reply Retweet . Sea turtles? I met one and he was a hundred and fifty years old.
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Reply Retweet . It's orange and small, and has stripes...
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Reply Retweet . Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
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Reply Retweet . To the top of Mount Wanna-Hock-A-Loogie!
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Reply Retweet . Oh hey, I think my hotel mattress is on the roof of your car.
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Reply Retweet . PANDA EXPRESS.
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Reply Retweet . The cat's courage is only as strong as the dog's chain.
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Reply Retweet .THE_REAL_SHAQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIz2K3ArrWk. Check it out
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Reply Retweet . Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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Reply Retweet . Have you seen it yet?? Some super sneaky surprises!
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Reply Retweet . Take me with you! @THE_REAL_SHAQ
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Reply Retweet . What if I NEVER eat stir fry again for as long as I live. What will happen to me?
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Reply Retweet . I think I have tennis elbow.
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Reply Retweet . The hardest part about building a ship inside of a bottle is getting it out when you're finished.
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Reply Retweet . HOME SWEET HOME. HOORAY FOR LA!
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Reply Retweet . What is it with bees?
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Reply Retweet . Australia is the home of ridiculously cozy fluffy hotel beds. I should know, I'm in one.
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Reply Retweet . Yeah well this one time I fought a huge angry cucumber with my hands and legs tied behind my back.
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Reply Retweet . Sweet mustache.
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Reply Retweet . Perth, wind and fire.
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Reply Retweet . See? You gotta be quick! You gotta be quick with me! I'm from Erie, PA!
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Reply Retweet . Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, playing songs on my guitar.
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Reply Retweet . There are three ninjas in this sentence. Try to find them.
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Reply Retweet . Take me... TO THE VOLCANO!
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Reply Retweet . Would you like to hear one of my poems?
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Reply Retweet . I'm not ARGUING that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he DO the job?
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Reply Retweet . I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us!
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Reply Retweet . Hey, this... this fabric on the couch, what is it? Does it have a name?
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Reply Retweet . They're so friendly. Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flower?
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Reply Retweet . My dad knows how to drive the school bus.
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Reply Retweet . A famous person once said... wait never mind I forgot. But it was really smart.
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Reply Retweet . I wish sunsets had attack and release knobs.
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Reply Retweet . You can observe a lot just by watching.
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Reply Retweet . I think it's about time the hummingbird learned the lyrics.
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Reply Retweet . Death by chocolate.
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Reply Retweet . I have a boat.
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Reply Retweet . Wait. Porcelain?
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Reply Retweet . I'm going to legally change my name to Chris P. Lettuce.
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Reply Retweet . And then I'm gonna buy some eucalyptus candles because they make my apartment smell mossy.
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Reply Retweet . John Wayne helicopter ride.
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Reply Retweet . I want donuts.
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Reply Retweet . Geese may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Reply Retweet . You kidding me? This is hand carved mahogany!
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Reply Retweet . THIS ONE TIME I STAYED UP WAY PAST MIDNIGHT.
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Reply Retweet . I can't find my toothbrush anywhere. Cool.
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Reply Retweet . Melbourne Ultimatum.
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Reply Retweet . Wombat! Kangaroo! Koala! Platypus! Bandicoot!
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Reply Retweet . I love Australia and my favorite movie is The Rescuers Down Under. Oh yeah... it's all coming together.
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Reply Retweet . Santaclaustrophobia: (N) An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats.
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Reply Retweet . Arrival at Sydney Harbor.
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Reply Retweet . Drenched in Manila Twilight.
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Reply Retweet . Downhill. That's the way I roll.
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Reply Retweet . Love you, Auckland!
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Reply Retweet . Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Reply Retweet . THIS. IS. AMAZING. I can't stop smiling.
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Reply Retweet . Brb. New Zealand.
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Reply Retweet . Today I figured out how to open a banana the monkey way. I rule.
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Reply Retweet . Armin van Buuren is a genius.
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Reply Retweet . When a giraffe eats a sandwich, a little goes a long way.
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Reply Retweet . It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
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Reply Retweet . It's warmer where you're waiting. It feels more like July.
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Reply Retweet . Looking down on Chicago at night is comforting from up in the air. I like it here.
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Reply Retweet . She and I adventured together deep in the tunnels of an old abandoned coal mine.
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Reply Retweet . HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE BURSKY!
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Reply Retweet . When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Reply Retweet . Fireflies = 24th most downloaded iTunes song of all time?
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Reply Retweet . And the misguided insects crown me their grasshopper king with a dance of celebration!
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Reply Retweet . Ich bin gekommen, um den Salat zu umarmen und die Blumen riechen!!!
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Reply Retweet . If I ever have a conversation with a worm, I'll be advising it to sleep in.
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Reply Retweet . Surreal and beautiful. Today was one of those days you know you're going to remember for the rest of your life.
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Reply Retweet . Eiffel in love with Paris.
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Reply Retweet . Fireflies has hit #1 in 18 countries!
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Reply Retweet . Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of dying, he sings.
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Reply Retweet . Hi Manchester!
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Reply Retweet . I can't remember the last time I forgot something.
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Reply Retweet . Please write my folks and throw away my keys.
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Reply Retweet . London.
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Reply Retweet . Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Reply Retweet . Breakfast in New York, dinner in London, luggage in Brazil.
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Reply Retweet . Chipotle rules. True story.
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Reply Retweet . Surfing on sine waves.
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Reply Retweet . I bet the Ancient Egyptians ruled at Pictionary.
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Reply Retweet . Let's see if there's anything good... in the fridge.
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Reply Retweet . Today I threw my mashed potatoes up against the wall. I cannot truthfully sing that line of the song any longer. Sigh.
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Reply Retweet . It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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Reply Retweet . I am a vending machine. Change is not inevitable.
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Reply Retweet . Today I ran on the treadmill. Tomorrow I'll turn it on.
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Reply Retweet . The nice part about living in a small town is when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
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Reply Retweet . Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Reply Retweet . FLORIDA RULES MY FACE.
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Reply Retweet . Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Reply Retweet . Whenever you feel lost and alone, always remember your calculator is something you can count on.
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Reply Retweet . Today I ate vegetables.
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Reply Retweet . Spongebob, it's been over eleven years. You're not getting your license.
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Reply Retweet . Never buy a car you can't push.
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Reply Retweet . Life isn't how you survive the storm, but how you dance in the rain.
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Reply Retweet . Haven't lived afro pop.
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Reply Retweet . Mmm... deluxious Ocean Eyes. Now available for sail.
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Reply Retweet . I'm going to be discussing global warming next week. Wear shorts. It's quite a heated topic.
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Reply Retweet . FOOTBALL!
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Reply Retweet . Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
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Reply Retweet . Shows get cancelled all the time. The world still goes around, and pancakes are still flat, and maple syrup is still tasty. - Tom Hanks
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Reply Retweet . I was about to plug in my new Sears hairdryer but I read: "Do not use while sleeping" on the back of the box so I gave up and went to bed.
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Reply Retweet . You know you're getting tired when you find yourself lying in bed remembering how sweet it was when Jurassic Park first came out on VHS.
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Reply Retweet . Lions take great pride in their annual family reunion chess matches.
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Reply Retweet . A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
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Reply Retweet . Golf.
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Reply Retweet . Chilly Minnesota, look out my back door and I see... snow.
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a moose eating conifer needles in my backyard. I gave it a thumbs up.
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Reply Retweet . Fa la la la la. Spring is in the air, and I am a flower... with nothing interesting to say.
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Reply Retweet . I wish my fridge had a pitch and a mod wheel.
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Reply Retweet . I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.
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Reply Retweet . Today I thought about getting a haircut. I walked outside. Then I stopped thinking about it.
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Reply Retweet . Buck's Pizza. Best pizza in south Minnesota.
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Reply Retweet . It's amazing how many unconventional people you meet at a convention.
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Reply Retweet . The new Mercury Program record is foxy.
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Reply Retweet . Today I overheard a little girl define an "alligator" as a large type of insect. The outburst of laughter that ensued was monumental.
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Reply Retweet . I'll have the blueberry room temperature snowstorm with cold powdered sugar on the side.
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Reply Retweet . I used to mow grass at the cemetery but I quit because I was always afraid of getting buried in my work.
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Reply Retweet . Today I was going to jump off my house into a bucket of ice but I got cold feet.
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Reply Retweet . Like bees to honey, it was.
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Reply Retweet . The oak tree is from the acorn's imaginings.
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Reply Retweet . Three hundred pound peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a snowman running down the sidewalk with cowboy boots on.
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Reply Retweet . 2 Timothy 2:11-13
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Reply Retweet . I once directed a high school play about fishing. It had a great cast.
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Reply Retweet . College books are expensive.
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Reply Retweet . Never trust an iceberg.
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Reply Retweet . Me + Ikea = tummy furniture.
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Reply Retweet . Owl City named Artist of the Year by the Minneapolis StarTribune?!? PTL!
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Reply Retweet . I want an ice cream sandwich.
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Reply Retweet . Glory to the newborn King.
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Reply Retweet . 'Tis the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse.
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Reply Retweet . Nothing like Christmas in Owatonna, MN.
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Reply Retweet . The best single word to describe Avatar would definitely be "epic."
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Reply Retweet . LIGHTS + PAPER ROUTE + OWL CITY = SPRING TOUR. WANNA COME?!?
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Reply Retweet . It's snowing on me!
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Reply Retweet . MWAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Reply Retweet . Prepare to meet your maker... your "ice" maker.
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Reply Retweet . Mmm... cookies.
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Reply Retweet . Frank's diner in Kenosha, Wisconsin = epic.
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Reply Retweet . DING DONG! WEDDING BELLS!
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Reply Retweet . FA LA LA LA LA!
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Reply Retweet . Farmers produce produce.
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Reply Retweet . Hi Atlanta.
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Reply Retweet . My buddy asked me to look after his pet goose while he was away. The goose and I watched movies and went for rides on my motorcycle.
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Reply Retweet . Amphioctopus marginatus collects coconut shells and assembles them to use as shelter, making it the first invertebrate known to use tools.
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Reply Retweet . Do you feel alive?
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Reply Retweet . Houston, we don't have a problem.
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Reply Retweet . Few things in this funny world make me laugh harder than Patrick Star. That silly little sea star is hilarious.
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Reply Retweet . Don't mess with Texas.
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Reply Retweet . Best. Weekend. Ever.
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Reply Retweet . Madison Square Garden. Ahhhhh.
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Reply Retweet . Hi New York City.
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Reply Retweet . Hi Boston.
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Reply Retweet . Good evening, tour bus! Tell me where you're gonna take us.
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Reply Retweet . Today a bee landed on my leg. I screamed.
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Reply Retweet . If you fall off the Sears Tower, just go limp and pretend you're a dummy and maybe someone will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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Reply Retweet . Hi Philadelphia.
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Reply Retweet . Ooooooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with me... WELL NOT TODAY, PAL!
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Reply Retweet . Hi Minneapolis.
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Reply Retweet . Hi Nashville.
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Reply Retweet . Woah. "Ocean Eyes" is now officially a certified Gold Album. Praise the LORD. May He be glorified.
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Reply Retweet . I like you.
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Reply Retweet . It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Reply Retweet . Potato salad... I want some.
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Reply Retweet . I awoke in South Dakota.
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Reply Retweet . Today a big shiny bus pulled up and stopped outside my house. Myself and 8 wonderful friends climbed aboard. Welcome to Tour City.
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Reply Retweet . Eggnog is a sweetened beverage made with cream, sugar, beaten eggs (which gives it a frothy texture), and flavored with ground cinnamon.
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Reply Retweet . To me, boxing is a bit like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers punch each other in the face.
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Reply Retweet . Today I lit a big scented vanilla candle and ran around the house in my socks singing "it's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."
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Reply Retweet . HOME IN MINNESOTA!
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Reply Retweet . From Hawaii to the Windy City and I'm still wearing flip flops.
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Reply Retweet . There's tons of sand in my hotel bed. Cool.
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Reply Retweet . Today I laid on Waikiki Beach and sunburned my elbows. This pleases me.
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Reply Retweet . I'll have the spicy smokehouse vacation with extra Honolulu sauce.
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Reply Retweet . Last night I dreamed that a semi truck full of powdered donuts crashed headfirst into a semi full of warm chocolate and peanut butter.
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Reply Retweet . I signed off and closed my eyes. Then I was falling through the sky.
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Reply Retweet . THERE ARE PALM TREES EVERYWHERE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply Retweet . Off to Hawaii!
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Reply Retweet . If you were a cowboy dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would make you super mad if you looked back and he was reading a magazine.
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Reply Retweet . If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
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Reply Retweet . So excited to watch Mae. It's an honor to tour with them so far from home. Far From Home... sweet movie.
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Reply Retweet . QUESTION: How many little kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? ANSWER: Wanna go bike riding?
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Reply Retweet . I'm moving to Tokyo.
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Reply Retweet . OH HI. I AM LITERALLY STANDING ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. SERIOUSLY. RIGHT NOW. THIS. IS. INCREDIBLE. I MAY NEED TO CHANGE MY DIAPERS.
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Reply Retweet . WOW. This rules.
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Reply Retweet . After a 16 hour flight, hello Hong Kong!
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Reply Retweet . About to put a lot of miles on my new airplane neck pillow.
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Reply Retweet . Cast Away. Tom Hanks can grow a gnarly face full of beard. Jealousy.
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Reply Retweet . Today I bought a flash drive. It took me 20 minutes to get it outta the stupid package. Sweet.
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Reply Retweet . Lava just isn't cool.
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Reply Retweet . Speech class in high school was incredibly terrifying to me. I wore diapers to class just to be safe. It was intense.
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Reply Retweet . Today I spilled Cheerios all over the kitchen floor. I called my dog into the room to help me clean them up. We got away with it.
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Reply Retweet . IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Reply Retweet . Ten thousand pairs of underwear were stolen early this morning. The police are making a brief enquiry.
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Reply Retweet . Seafood salad is shrimply amazing.
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Reply Retweet . Termites are boring.
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Reply Retweet . On a bumper sticker: "Support your local rescue squad. Get lost."
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Reply Retweet . Today I was doing laundry and a bar of soap fell onto the floor. I ran to the sink to wash it off. Then I realized it was soap.
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Reply Retweet . Okay wait. Fireflies went #1 on Billboard?!
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Reply Retweet . A zoo is a place where animals look at silly people.
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Reply Retweet . Today I smirked at the thought of throwing garbage into my neighbor's uncovered outdoor hot tub. I should be ashamed of myself.
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Reply Retweet . HUZZAH! TORNADO ALLEY.
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Reply Retweet . A waffle is a pancake with tire treads.
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Reply Retweet . Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray.
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Reply Retweet . ICE CREAM!
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Reply Retweet . I mean the bare necessities, that's why a bear can rest at ease, with just the bare necessities of life.
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Reply Retweet . Woah. Owl City = #1 single on iTunes?!?!
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Reply Retweet . I need you like the dragonfly's wings need the wind.
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Reply Retweet . My sister went off the deep end after an earthquake wrecked her outdoor swimming pool.
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Reply Retweet . A waitress told me everyone in Seattle eats tartar sauce with their french fries instead of ketchup. This is a big deal.
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Reply Retweet . Today on the bus, we passed a guy riding a bike without his hands on the handle bars. He was playing the guitar. Everyone cheered.
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Reply Retweet . Today I stealthily hid myself among some flowering shrubs at the edge of a golf course and called my mom. Nobody saw me.
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Reply Retweet . Toy Story in 3D. Fresh.
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Reply Retweet . Today I woke up in Seattle. Life is good.
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Reply Retweet . Hi. I am an egg salad sandwich. I am loaded with cholesterol.
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Reply Retweet . Today I drank a bottle of Naked Juice with my clothes on. O the irony.
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Reply Retweet . I like Salt Lake City.
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Reply Retweet . The amount of salad I consumed today has been described as "tremendous." I am okay with this assessment.
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Reply Retweet . Someone totally just drove through the Burger King drive-thru and ordered a Krabby Patty. Epic lulz were had.
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Reply Retweet . Today I bought a chess set at a pawn shop. I rule.
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Reply Retweet . IT'S SNOWING.
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Reply Retweet . Be thou my best thought in the day and the night. Both waking and sleeping, Thy presence my light.
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Reply Retweet . It has been brought to my attention that baby sea turtles are utterly and unequivocally awesome.
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Reply Retweet . HAPPY BIRTHDAY @BREANNEDUREN!!! You are officially the bee's knees.
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Reply Retweet . Once when I was a little kid, my momma caught me playing with matches. She was flaming mad.
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Reply Retweet . Cowboys of Moo Mesa. Yes.
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Reply Retweet . Hi. I really like chocolate chip muffins.
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Reply Retweet . Sweater weather!
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Reply Retweet . I can't stop thinking about you.
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Reply Retweet . I like California. True story.
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Reply Retweet . Today I hugged a baby panda bear. Cute city.
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Reply Retweet . Today Bre and I were sitting in the car. She turned on the radio. "Fireflies" was playing. We screamed like little girls. It was magical.
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Reply Retweet . Mall of America. Shopping hard.
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Reply Retweet . Today I drove a dinghy. A dinghy is basically a big rubber bathtub with a weed-eater on the back. This is a good thing.
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Reply Retweet . Today I strolled into a Banana Republic store and King Kong was playing on an overhead TV. I was tempted to monkey around.
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Reply Retweet . Today I ate a ridiculous amount of powdered donuts. This pleases me.
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Reply Retweet . Thanks Milwaukee! Had a total blast tonight.
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Reply Retweet . Minneapolis is what Willis was talking about.
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Reply Retweet . Much beef jerky chew is being chewed in the van. Dan looks like a gnarly baseball player right now.
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Reply Retweet . Today I was vacuuming my room and accidentally sucked up a piece of lettuce and a 10 dollar bill. Sweet.
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Reply Retweet . Chicago = love.
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Reply Retweet . Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song on iTunes.
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Reply Retweet . If I was crying in the van with my friend, it was for freedom from myself and from the land.
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Reply Retweet . Played a rad show tonight. Fun was had by all. "And there was much rejoicing."
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Reply Retweet . @matthewthiessen Can we go to Dubai when you get home from OcTOURber? We can play tennis. IN THE SKY.
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Reply Retweet . Last night I dreamed a Minute Maid truck smashed into a light pole and formed a huge lemonade geyser. I stood under it with my mouth open.
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Reply Retweet . Today I woke up and did cartwheels from my bedroom to the fridge. I win.
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a sea monster driving a hot rod down the interstate. I leaned out the window and gave it a double thumbs up.
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Reply Retweet . Someday I'm gonna build a log cabin in the woods with my bare hands and roundhouse kick all the nails in instead of using a hammer.
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Reply Retweet . Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Reply Retweet . Last night I dreamed I went to a Lakers game dressed as a sandwich. Cool.
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Reply Retweet . Cozy.
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Reply Retweet . Today I gave my friend a high five. He made a sweet explosion sound with his mouth. It was a cool moment.
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Reply Retweet . Pizza party.
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Reply Retweet . I put Santa Claus on the guest list tonight.
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Reply Retweet . Today I learned it's illegal to hunt whales in the state of Kansas.
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Reply Retweet . I am no longer a "pirate who don't do anything" because I've now officially been to Boston in the fall.
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Reply Retweet . Headed for Boston. Gonna have a tea party.
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a FedEx and UPS truck racing. I cheered.
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Reply Retweet . Happy birthday, Ann! You mean more to me than words can possibly describe. Bless you.
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Reply Retweet . Wow. Tonight was magical.
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Reply Retweet . Voices under the stairs.
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Reply Retweet . A tennis match between two buffaloes is called a bisontennial.
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Reply Retweet . @taylorswift13 Good luck! (In a quirky, eloquent way of course)
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Reply Retweet . After the show last night, someone GAVE me a pair of camouflage crocs. HAHA! They now proudly swing from the rear view mirror of the van.
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Reply Retweet . I've had "The Listening" by @lightsnoise stuck in my head for the past two days. Such a beautiful song. Dreamiest melodies imaginable.
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Reply Retweet . Crop circles in the carpet.
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Reply Retweet . I used to be a professional skier but I retired because my career was going downhill.
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Reply Retweet . Scuba divers have deep discussions.
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Reply Retweet . I officially have a burning passionate love for strawberry smoothies. I am okay with this.
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Reply Retweet . Today I asked my little brother what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said he wanted to be a snowman. I support him 100%.
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Reply Retweet . @taylorswift13 Really? No way! Front row?! You are very kind. Did you know that?
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Reply Retweet . Playing Rocketown in Nashville tonight. I feel like an astronaut. Gonna be a blast.
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Reply Retweet . In Dove, Wisconsin it's illegal to rollerblade with a mustache on your face.
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Reply Retweet . I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.
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Reply Retweet . My heart starts aiken when Clay starts singing.
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Reply Retweet . Today I went for a helicopter ride and swam in the dawn chorus.
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Reply Retweet . So near you are, sky of summer stars.
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Reply Retweet . THAT! WAS! DELICIOUSSSSSS!!!
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Reply Retweet . Today I dropped my iPod. Nothing bad happened.
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Reply Retweet . My friend Laura ate a piece of Laffy Taffy yesterday and the joke on the wrapper was by Amber from Owatonna, Minnesota. HAHA!
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Reply Retweet . Your glory burns in the stars. Shine down your light! Let it burn in my heart!
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a crabby baby in a stroller scream and throw pizza everywhere. I LOL'd.
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Reply Retweet . Chyeah bro.
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Reply Retweet . About to dip my toes in Lake Superior. Me likey!
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Reply Retweet . Today a cute butterfly landed on my leg. Awwwwwwwh.
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Reply Retweet . Riding in a van drinking Dad's root beer. Cool.
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Reply Retweet . Don't forget your James Brown pants on Dan Patch avenue.
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Reply Retweet . Today I ate a Warhead. I almost had a heart attack. Sour City.
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Reply Retweet . Massage therapy is a touchy subject.
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a cloud that resembled an enormous pair of white crocs. My life is now complete.
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Reply Retweet . Airport music makes me hungry.
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Reply Retweet . I love you.
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Reply Retweet . A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
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Reply Retweet . Are we having PUN yet?
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Reply Retweet . LA LA LA!
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Reply Retweet . My dad and I both love sunflowers seeds. I am a spitting image of my father.
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Reply Retweet . A sheep is a cloud with legs.
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Reply Retweet . Today someone threw a can of Pepsi at me. Luckily it was a soft drink.
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Reply Retweet . There's a cricket in my garage. He is my friend.
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Reply Retweet . Honeymoon salad is lettuce alone.
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Reply Retweet . Today I told someone a story about my bed. I made it up.
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Reply Retweet . Today the FedEx guy brought me cool stuff. I hugged him.
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Reply Retweet . Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old boy was resisting a rest.
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Reply Retweet . Say "a noisy noise annoys an oyster" out loud super fast.
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Reply Retweet . HAHAHA!!!
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Reply Retweet . Cashiers really know how to take charge.
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Reply Retweet . Don't take any wooden nickels.
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Reply Retweet . Today my friend John told me a stupid joke and I spit coffee all over him. Epic lulz were had.
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Reply Retweet . A day well spent at the Minnesota Science Museum. Win sauce.
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Reply Retweet . I got a job in a candy factory and tripped and fell into a huge vat of bubble gum. My boss got super mad and chewed me out.
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Reply Retweet . This awkward silence makes me crazy.
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Reply Retweet . Two satellite dish antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding was sorta weird but the reception was fantastic.
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Reply Retweet . I used to work the night shift at a bakery. It was a piece of cake.
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Reply Retweet . Happy birfday @matthewthiessen! Eat cake like it's your JOB!
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Reply Retweet . Fell asleep outside stargazing again last night. It started pouring. I woke up.
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Reply Retweet . A bunch of cows wearing shorts fell asleep on their stomachs at the beach and burned their... calves. HAHAHA!!!
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Reply Retweet . The meteor shower last night was epic. Except I fell asleep on my back in the front yard and woke up with a sunburn on my face. Worth it.
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Reply Retweet . METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT?!?! YESSSSSSSS!
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Reply Retweet . A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem.
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Reply Retweet . If you break a string on your guitar... don't fret.
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Reply Retweet . Today I saw a bee in my house. I screamed.
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Reply Retweet . I became a mechanic and wrenched my back.
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Reply Retweet . I just realized that the UPS delivery guy has UPS emblems on his socks. I am inordinately entertained by this observation.
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Reply Retweet . Today I found out that the plant in my kitchen I've been watering for almost a year is fake.
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Reply Retweet . Today I fell asleep reading a book. The book is called INSOMNIA. I win.
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Reply Retweet . One time I ordered pizza. The delivery guy said "Mmm, it smells good" as he handed it to me. I said "You too!" by accident. It was awkward.
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Reply Retweet . Today I ran with scissors. I felt dangerous.
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Reply Retweet . All cats love computer labs. There are mice everywhere...
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Reply Retweet . @relientK Who me?! No you!
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Reply Retweet . Vinyl records are really groovy.
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Reply Retweet . Violinists are always fiddling around.
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Reply Retweet . All smiles
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Reply Retweet . I received the loveliest care package imaginable from a dear friend today. Smiling from ear to ear.
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Reply Retweet . Today I went hang gliding for the first time. I had no idea what to do so I just winged it.
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Reply Retweet . My best friend went on vacation to Dubai. I tried to pack myself into a suitcase. I could hardly contain myself.
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Reply Retweet . HAHA! I just went to Target in my hometown and bought my own album! HOOT HOOT!
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Reply Retweet . Today's the day! Ocean Eyes available in stores everywhere!
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Reply Retweet . My eyes are tired. Another ballad for heavy lids.
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Reply Retweet . Wedding bells!!!
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Reply Retweet . HAHAHA! I so totally just saw a little kid on a bike wearing American flag crocs. Win sauce.
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Reply Retweet . Last day for Ocean Eyes pre-orders!!! owlcitymusic.com
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Reply Retweet . I just mowed my lawn. IN THE DARK!
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Reply Retweet . PIZZA.
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Reply Retweet . Teaching history is old news.
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Reply Retweet . Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.
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Reply Retweet . Books, pajamas, french vanilla cappuccino, s'mores pop tarts, acoustic guitar, apple cinnamon coffee table candle.... it's raining outside.
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Reply Retweet . I got a job as a cowboy in a rodeo and earned a few bucks.
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Reply Retweet . Studies show that "Jaws" is the most common name for a pet goldfish in American households.
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Reply Retweet . The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
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Reply Retweet . There's a mosquito in my room and I can't catch it. How annoying.
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Reply Retweet . Hey. I like you!
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Reply Retweet . KABOOM!
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Reply Retweet . 43 minutes.
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Reply Retweet . 24 hours.
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Reply Retweet . If you're my girl, swirl me around your room with feeling and as we twirl, the glow-in-the-dark stars on your ceiling with shine for us.
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Reply Retweet . 1 day.
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Reply Retweet . I'll ride the range and hide all my loose change in my bedroll 'cause riding a dirt bike down a turnpike always takes its toll.
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Reply Retweet . 2 days.
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Reply Retweet . Shepherds are sheepish people who don't like staff meetings.
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Reply Retweet . 3 days.
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Reply Retweet . Boat tour, Alcatraz, sea lions, Golden Gate, boardwalks, clam chowder, Pier 39, Lombard Street, street performers and sweatshirt weather.
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Reply Retweet . 4 days.
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Reply Retweet . Driving in circles in San Francisco. Just because.
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Reply Retweet . New album. 5 days. Me = excited.
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Reply Retweet . ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥ ¡spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıdʎʇ ɯ,ı ¡ʞooן
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Reply Retweet . A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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Reply Retweet . Last day of tour with my reliable friends in @relientK. Had a blast! Thanks for all the nice happy birthday wishes today, everyone!
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Reply Retweet . Birthday boy.
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Reply Retweet . Happy 4th, sweet peas!
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Reply Retweet . Love ya Omahaha! Thanks for the great show!
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Reply Retweet . I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded.
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Reply Retweet . Photo shoot. Yawn.
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Reply Retweet . Smack dab in the middle of Tornado Alley right now. AHHHHH!
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Reply Retweet . Cherry Dr. Pepper?! Me likey.
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Reply Retweet . Apparently Owl City tunes can be found and played on all display computers in Apple Stores around the country. Ha. This is weird.
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Reply Retweet . I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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Reply Retweet . Headed for a familiar place. Canal Park + Aerial Lift Bridge + Park Point + Enger Tower = LOVE.
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Reply Retweet . Today I went to the zoo and met a camel with no humps named Humphrey. We are pals now.
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Reply Retweet . Music video.
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Reply Retweet . Owl is ready for beddy.
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Reply Retweet . When a jazz musician's clothes are all worn out, it's RAGTIME. HAHAHA! KABOOOOOOM!!!
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Reply Retweet . One time I ate tons of Taco Bell right before going to Six Flags. Cool.
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Reply Retweet . It's raining on me.
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Reply Retweet . Lawyers wear law suits.
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Reply Retweet . Five plus five is fifty, fifty, FIFTY!!!
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Reply Retweet . Last night I dreamed I was a handsome moose. I met a pretty moose girl and we were quite the romantic moose cuties.
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Reply Retweet . Mmm... keyboard smoothies.
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Reply Retweet . It's illegal in West Lake, VA to hide behind shrubbery and hurl ham sandwiches at mailmen.
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Reply Retweet . A classy new track from my new record entitled "Fireflies" is gonna be featured as Single Of The Week on iTunes on 7/14!!! HOOT HOOT!
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Reply Retweet . Moose Tracks.
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Reply Retweet . Why is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it usually takes an entire box to start a campfire?
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Reply Retweet . I took a shower. Towel City.
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Reply Retweet . ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
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Reply Retweet . Today I fell asleep in the van and dreamed that Tiger Woods and I played 18 holes of golf with rotten ostrich eggs instead of golf balls.
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Reply Retweet . The new Relient K record is gonna be incredible.
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Reply Retweet . Hi, I'm an absentminded motorist eating a hot dog while simultaneously texting and driving a huge RV on the freeway. I am a menace.
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Reply Retweet . I spent all day in a recording studio with a various assortment of crunchy foods... recording "sound bites". HAAAAAA!
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Reply Retweet . The seascape painter who spilled paint all over herself drove home from work feeling pretty blue.
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Reply Retweet . OWWW CHARLIE!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!
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Reply Retweet . I played a show in Salt Lake City two weeks ago. Karl Malone totally showed up and started a huge circle pit.
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Reply Retweet . Kissed home goodbye for awhile. Headed for Nashville, TN. Listening to The Man Comes Around.
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Reply Retweet . A girl told me she texted ChaCha and asked "Do you like Owl City?" She got a text back that said "I've never been there but it sounds fun!"
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Reply Retweet . I just saw someone jogging down the sidewalk wearing a pair of CAMOUFLAGE crocs. I screamed like a girl.
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Reply Retweet . @ericcantlie My man! We should absolutely hang out sometime soon. Shoot the breeze at Perkins... and drink coffee like it's our jobs! Ha!
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Reply Retweet . The new record comes out in less than a month!!!!1!!!11!!!
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Reply Retweet . Hoot hoot! Finally got the air conditioning fixed in my house. It was a breeze. Haha.
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Reply Retweet . I absolutely can't wait to hit the road again with Relient K. Gonna be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. And owls.
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Reply Retweet . There's no blame for how our love did slowly fade. And now that it's gone, it's like it wasn't there at all.
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Reply Retweet . @marsherlin Haha! I know right?! Kenan and Kel was epic. Aw, here it goes.
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Reply Retweet . Today I sat in my basement, read a mystery novel and drank a ridiculous amount of orange soda. I love orange soda. IS IT TRUE?!?!?!? Mhmm.
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Reply Retweet . Today I had a picnic lunch in the park with a friendly family of kangaroos. I really got a kick out of it.
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Reply Retweet . Raise your hand if you love strawberry smoothies. I'll raise both hands.
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Reply Retweet . How come you always get super hungry after going swimming?! I went swimming today. I swam around the pool like a whale. I'm starving!
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Reply Retweet . Mmm... Pizza.
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Reply Retweet . I stopped at a red light today and made eye contact with a cute girl in the car next to me. She waved and smiled. I grinned. It was awkward.
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Reply Retweet . Two pieces of fruit fell in love. She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.
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Reply Retweet . I can't find my phone ANYWHERE! Someone call it!
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Reply Retweet . Smores Pop Tarts, fresh coffee, warm blankets and witty Cary Grant movies. Cozy.
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Reply Retweet . Just bought some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. OM NOM NOM!
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Reply Retweet . Just got a new synth! Mmmmm...
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Reply Retweet . Writing new music like a madman! AHHHHHHAHA!!!
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Reply Retweet . You can buy CHACO TACOS at Wal*Mart!!!!!!!! I am in love.
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Reply Retweet . Driving home with a bunch of old classic movies. Checking out DVD's from the public library = yum.
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Reply Retweet . Hotel owners have suite dreams every night.
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Reply Retweet . My eyes totally got misty a couple times. Haha.
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Reply Retweet . Just saw "UP!" So good!
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Reply Retweet . Making chocolate chip pancakes. Listening to the Finding Nemo soundtrack. Wearing fuzzy socks on the linoleum. Being cozy.
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Reply Retweet . 19 hour van ride. Yawn.
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Reply Retweet . The runners all had shorts on that were too small for them, so it was a tight race.
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Reply Retweet . Busy being noisy in Boise.
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Reply Retweet . Messy hair, favorite jeans, wearing sunglasses and flip flops. Headed for the Gem State.
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Reply Retweet . I've got my life in a suitcase.
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Reply Retweet . My new album "Ocean Eyes" is gonna be available on vinyl! HOOT HOOT!!! How classy!
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Reply Retweet . Woke up this morning with February Air stuck in my head. I sang it super loud while I did laundry in my pajamas. @lightsnoise
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Reply Retweet . If your dad's sisters are construction workers, you might refer to them as "carpenter aunts."
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Reply Retweet . @matthewthiessen ME!
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Reply Retweet . Cheesecake Factory.
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Reply Retweet . I spy with my little eye, someone wearing a pair of bright green crocs. Isn't life wonderful?!
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Reply Retweet . Today I ate a Jaw Breaker. My jaw is just fine.
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Reply Retweet . Sang a friendly "hello" to Seattle tonight. A good time was had by all. Can't wait to come back again.
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Reply Retweet . When Ruth fell off the back of the jet ski, the watercraft continued on "Ruthlessly." YAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Reply Retweet . Someone totally threw a pair of underwear with a phone number written on them onto the stage during my show last night. Uhhhh... hahaha.
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Reply Retweet . A mountain is a hill with attitude.
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Reply Retweet . In Portland. Sitting outside. Eating pizza. Drinking Orange Crush. Wearing flip flops. Me likey.
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Reply Retweet . When vegetables want to converse with petunias, they pick up a cell phone, dial a number, and cauliflower.
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Reply Retweet . I woke up this morning and couldn't see, so I switched on the lights.
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Reply Retweet . Nike.
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Reply Retweet . I just pushed on a door that said PULL on it. Nobody saw me. I got away with it.
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Reply Retweet . That new Pixar movie UP... I need to see it.
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Reply Retweet . I stepped on a crack in the sidewalk today. I called my mom, she's okay.
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Reply Retweet . Today I was talking on the phone while using hand motions to describe a story. I realized it was weird, but continued anyway.
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Reply Retweet . Today I accidentally locked my keys inside my car so I put on a pair of Wranglers and cowboy boots and windmill kicked the window out to ...
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Reply Retweet . I am the grass. Let me work.
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Reply Retweet . Hey I've been turned into a cow... can I go home? You're excused.
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Reply Retweet . In Bakersfield, CA tonight. I really knead some dough right now.
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Reply Retweet . Welcome to Del Taco. May intestinal fortitude be with you.
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Reply Retweet . I just hung out with Biff from Back to the Future backstage at the Relient K show. I almost had to change my diapers.
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Reply Retweet . A total cowboy on horseback just grinned and waved to us as we passed by on the interstate. What a jolly rancher he must be.
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Reply Retweet . I'm in Los Angeles today. Asked a gas station employee if he ever had trouble breathing and he said "It varies from season to season kid."
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Reply Retweet . Wow. I've never been to California before. I really like it here. This place is incredible.
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Reply Retweet . I slept all day in the van. My hair now resembles the Rocky Mountains.
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Reply Retweet . Oh my goodness. There are PALM TREES here! I've never seen a palm tree before. I just gave one a hug. I'm such a tree hugger. Weeeeeeeee!
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Reply Retweet . Thomas Newman = genius.
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Reply Retweet . I just saw a random person wearing a Shaquille O'Neal jersey AND wearing a pair of bright yellow crocs. I screamed like a little girl.
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Reply Retweet . Truckers like houses with long haulways.
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Reply Retweet . 2 Timothy 1:6-12 is incredibly encouraging.
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Reply Retweet . CALIFORNIA! HOOT HOOT!
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Reply Retweet . I have recently developed an intense fascination with crocs. The shoes. Whenever I see someone wearing a pair I LOL and take a picture.
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Reply Retweet . Moose Tracks!
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Reply Retweet . With fronds like these... who needs anemones??
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Reply Retweet . I totally figured out how to play the Kenan and Kel theme song on synth. Epic lulz were had.
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Reply Retweet . I'll ride the range and hide all my loose change in my bed roll 'cause riding a dirt bike down a turnpike always takes its toll. HAHA!
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Reply Retweet . Wow. The Gorge.
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Reply Retweet . Shoe stores sell footwear to people from all walks of life.
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Reply Retweet . In Laughton, Nevada it is considered unlawful to lend your refrigerator to a next door neighbor.
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Reply Retweet . Driving through the Rocky Mountains! YA RLY!
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Reply Retweet . 2:30 in the morning! Lying on my back in a breezy hotel parking lot in the middle of Montana, chomping on a Snickers ice cream bar
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Reply Retweet . At Mount Rushmore. I just gave Teddy Roosevelt a double thumbs up. I like the Black Hills.
2:53 AM May 22nd, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . I will choose what clouds I like in the great white fleets that wander the blue.
8:51 PM May 21st, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . WALL DRUG FTW!!!
7:06 PM May 21st, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . With my feet on the dash, the world doesn't matter.
5:52 PM May 21st, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . I accidentally left my vacuum cleaner running all night.
6:46 AM May 21st, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . I built two grandfather clocks in one month. I made good time.
12:16 AM May 21st, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
2:13 AM May 20th, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . If you operate a drill press, you have a boring job.
6:35 PM May 19th, 2009 via web
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Reply Retweet . Grace Kelly = dreamy city.
4:22 AM May 19th, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . If you're a brave sort of person, stand under a tree and take pictures of the sky during a downpour. Lightning storms can be very striking.
12:04 AM May 19th, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . We take English for granted. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
5:09 PM May 18th, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . My washing machine just ate one of my socks. OM NOM NOM!
5:46 PM May 17th, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . I fell asleep during a bug orchestra concert beneath a french vanilla sky. Don't go chasing waterfalls.
6:53 PM May 15th, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . I woke up in a car.
3:11 AM May 15th, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . Windy City, blow me away.
2:09 PM May 14th, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . It's Wednesday night and the park policemen tell each other it's as dark as a stack of black cats on Lake Michigan.
4:22 AM May 14th, 2009 via web
Reply Retweet . My sister and I once played baseball with a rotten ostrich egg when we were kids. She pitched. I swung. Foul ball.
7:47 PM May 13th, 2009 via txt
Reply Retweet . Slow this bird down!
2:45 PM May 13th, 2009 via web
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